
Because fake lilac doesn’t kill odors, the awesome power of the sun does. The odors are absorbed into the charcoal and then once a month you carry the whole bag outside to put in the sun for a couple of hours. Shoes and gym bags and laundry rooms and crawl spaces smell funky.īut if you want to make it better, you’re going to want something that actually absorbs the odor and then takes it away instead of just masking it and masking it and masking it. They’re still rats, the fake bunnies ain’t cute, and whatever you call those things, they’re definitely going to keep shitting behind the living room couch.īesides-there’s no shame in a little smelliness.

It’s like handling your rat infestation by dressing them up like little rabbits. Maybe it’ll make you forget about the cat pee stench for the most part, but it’s still there and anyone else who visits is just going to wonder why everything smells like fake flowers mixed with real urine. Wave one hand dramatically, spray some “sea breeze,” and move on with your life.īut if your house smells like cat pee on account of that box you keep in the basement where the cat pees, blasting other rooms with synthetic lilac isn’t going to do anything about the problem. Farts are transient by nature and don’t need a long-term substantive solution.


Those sprays and scents and plugins that just mask the smell of something gross with something designed in a lab to smell like “midnight mist” or whatever? Seriously? When it comes to battling odors, we settle for all sorts of solutions we’d never consider okay for anything else.
